Christ, seek help.

If everybody who did have an opinion column for the New York Times would stop writing opinion columns for the New York Times we’d have a much better New York Times.

Revolutions aren’t generally polite.

MINE ENDS IN TEARS AS WELL

Seriously. Who among us hasn’t gotten tapped on the head when we’ve gone down in the box?

Pete Carroll can’t resist a good inside job. 

Google isn’t turning anything up (apparently Mr. Thompson dropped off the face of the earth after he was summarily rejected by the Senate), but for all I know he’s in jail by now! Lol!

You did not add an obvious hint that this is sarcasm, so this comment is now bound to be taken seriously by multiple readers, according to Poe’s Law https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law.

...an incident involving Kavanaugh and a woman while they were in high school.

Don’t go monkeying up Eric’s use of words. You’re the racists looking for nothingburgers like the deep state globalists you are. Also, I came up with these words at random, therefore, you can’t criticize me. Cosmopolitans.

I don’t like X.

As someone who is a.) a massive college football fan, b.) has cursory knowledge of what the RPO is, and c.) has read Das Kapital and The Communist Manifesto... I still have no clue what he’s talking about.

holy sheepshit, no wonder he thinks Flyers are a threat

Landing will be a prerequisite before any further training.

Training Saudi pilots in the U.S.? 

I don’t even want to respond to that nonsense, but at the same time: he was there because he was hired to work on a farm by an influential Republican because that is how our nation has dealt with farm labor since before most of us were born. At least on the ground level, there is bipartisan agreement to keep doing it…

For some reason, I kept ending up choosing the same sort of colour (a dark magenta/fuschia) for all my back to school shit Grades 9, 10 and 11. I DON’T KNOW WHY. It doesn’t look terrible on me, so that’s a plus, but why did I think ‘ah yes, this is it’ again and again?

Didn’t take long for the worst take to be written. Nicely done! 

I mean, I get how fucking annoying our dream team of Deadspin writers+commenters is. And there is a lot of compelling content that runs counter to our self important slacktivism out there. But what the fuck compels a person to read that drivel?