Sounds like Elon is trapped in a cave of his own narcissism.

Schnatter is the Papa John's Pizza of humans.

Finally? Mate, you clearly missed 17-18 Serie A, which was more than decent.

He’s obviously trying to troll Messi by winning a trophy with Higuain on the same team. 

Football tends to be a bit too fluid for specific practice of a sequence like this... set piece see the most specific practice. That said, its not at all unlikely that Chadli yelled out for Lukaku to let it run in whatever language the Belgian team communicates in. Its common to yell these things, and its also common…

“Peter, who was a decorated goalkeeper during his own playing days.”

Be honest, you made those names up, didn’t you?

Right? THEY ARE THE GATEKEEPERS TO THE CONCACAF! Quite honestly pretending it’s not a major rivalry just because the US decided to play with its dick this qualifying season doesn’t make it any less true.

It wouldn’t be a Billy Haisley column without a superfluous dig at American soccer fans/players/teams.

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The whitest part of this story is that the lawyer bought the ticket on Expedia.

As a Mariners fan I can honestly say no, they can’t really be this good. It’s just not allowed. Everybody will regress to their mean and Paxton will get attacked by a groundhog and be out the rest of the season and the Mariners will finish 10 games under .500. It is written.

You’re such a Jerry.

I’m guessing 6'4 340 is what they meant.

Oh, so because what you said was extremely funny and also not racist in any way, that makes it ok? That makes total sense but I’m going to go ahead and search Twitter for something slightly insulting with a dirty word, written by a “liberal” comedian, to make an argument that I know is completely in bad faith anyway.

without resorting to gendered slurs

You know, I really wish I could BeBest, but since families are being torn apart at the border while Ms. Complicit gets to hug her children without fearing for their lives, I just can’t.

The pearl-clutching that crawls out when the alt-right seeks a tit-for-tat takedown is hilarious and sad. Their is no actual belief behind their poutrage, it is just for show.

Listen, the problem here is with all these cowards who use burner accounts to begin with. Be a man. Show your face. Enough with this anonymously bellowing on the Internet. If you have something to say, then by god put your damn name behind it.

+1 National Security Agency document