refreshing to see the ref allowing an aggressive tackle. you guys are inferring he’s deliberately rolling the opposite shoulder just doesn’t pan out. save your misinformed karate bullshit for ufc longreads.

And this is how you lose your shit. I’m dad and since it’s my money, this is now my account. Which I will cancel after taking your shit. Also thanks for agreeing to paint the house. And our neighbors. You’re also grounded for a...Wait for it. Fortnight. Dad wins.

Leading the opposition to Trump and his policies is the last thing Obama should be doing.

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.

They’re all stupid suggestions. The only sensible solution is to stop playing the fucking national anthem.

because:

Kudos to whoever edited out the other 8000 plus words.

...grandpa? But...you’re dead!

How many women have been attacked by trans women in a restroom?
What’s that? None? So you’re just an asshole then?

Just like how some white people were bothered by black people using the same bathrooms as the Real Victims of Racism©™®.

Fuck right off with you, shitbag.

Find your bridge, troll.

In a non-surprising twist, the vast majority of commenters on this article will share your level of competence but not your level of self-awareness. Cheers.

I’ve got tons of work to do today, but I took the time to login and give you a star. Some things just can’t wait.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

How many Canadians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

Police were on the scene grilling bystanders about the incident and took away several suspects in a pattywagon.