I hate you and I hate myself. +1

This season, Heimlich has once again been pretty great for the Beavers

Leicester by far.

Do the Mets really seem like a team capable of managing a Netflix account?

See you at 1 Oak tonight, Matt. Glad to see your sked is all clear for Cinco de Mayo!

Brother this whole list is Conner Roulette

Paxton is that much of defensive whiny prick?

And then Diaz stepped on his dick and we lost. Baseball is fun. I like baseball.

Yay, another stud pitcher whose prime the Mariners can waste.

The heckler appears to have been going after Harden throughout the game...

I had no idea a grown man’s voice could sound like that.

Lots of cans surrounding Sacramento.

[crickets]

The real Golden State Killer were the friends we met along the way,

Helping unqualified idiots attain their positions is generally not a positive thing.

“VERY MEDIOCRE Hollywood liberal Tom, Arnold is jealous over his Ex-Wife Roseanne’s (and a very good Friend of mine) VERY high ratings for her show that wants to make American great, is trying to distract from Funeral Day of an important Woman in AMERICAN history (Mother of man I beat bigly)“

Nearly everything in this world is fucking shit, but one of the few things that gives me hope on a daily basis is that we live in a world where A-Rod has entered an astounding and much-loved second career in his post-playing life and Jeets is flailing and insulting Bryant fucking Gumbel on national TV.

Holy shit, this was special. I was a ball boy back when Andre was at American University. I remember him so fondly. I spent half the game on the phone with my father - an alum and season ticket holder for almost 40 years - both of geeking us, so proud.

“Boban just playing, Tony. HA. Boban likes fun. My wife hate when I call her my better quarter. Example of fun Boban. Tony’s eyebrow look like a little kid’s drawing of a bird. Another example.”

I don’t think that’s a hot take and I think you’re probably on to what Goldberg did hire him for. Either Goldberg, editor-in-chief at the extremely well-renowned and respected Atlantic, is terribly incompetent at vetting his hires OR just maybe he wanted him because of these exact views but hasn’t become quite aware…