I find it really interesting that a white guy from Michigan fetishizes the confeduhrate flag.

I love Messi, saw these highlights the other day. The fact that Billy seems to be the only regular soccer reporter for deadspin is frustrating. He can only write 3 articles: ___ are walking the league (usually in the first couple months), Barcelona are good, MLS is bad LOL. I wish Deadspin would find someone who could…

I come to Deadspin for the sports. I stay for the Haisley burns.

Messi is good...Haisley with the bold hot take of the day! :)

I’m actually buying this based on the fact that I think it’s all fat and no muscle.
It’s easy to look at guys like Chancellor and think there’s no way they could be the same weight but that dude probably has single digit body fat, where as Trump is probably...let’s say 30%.
Do some quick back of the napkin math (from…

These are the kinds of fresh, inventive, and super edgy comments that really make Deadspin such an amazing place.

You’re fired. No disrespect.

He’s been getting plenty of reps in at Chuck E. Cheese.

I asked Nick and Emma if they could tell me the truth about fluoride but they declined, saying my brain “wasn’t activated yet.”

Two of the best players to come out of Duke think the world is flat, dinosaurs didn’t exist, 9/11 may or may not have been an inside job, and do “research” by reading random instagram pages. I blame Coach K.

He gets fired and gets half his face burnt off. It’s not as though the film does not ‘punish’ him.

“And then I said, ‘The Lady IS a Tramp!’ HAHA! Eh, eh! You get it.”
“For the last fucking time, I’m not Tony Bennett.”

“since you won more quarters doesn’t that count as winning the electoral game? That’s better than the popular game.”

If you watched that game and watched UCF play Auburn, you would know that UCF probably beats both those teams I saw tonight. They were both sloppy and Bama better buy a nice gift for those refs for keeping them in the game.

Yea I’m totally convinced UCF would have been able to hang with these teams! Undefeated!

Why is that so obvious, if in his pro league he was already displacing someone Mexico played in WCQs?

This doesn’t mean that Bruce Arena was wrong not to preemptively cap-tie González when he had the chance.

I would argue they’re playing bad basketball because they have almost no players who are capable of playing winning basketball. I’d bet Luke Walton could be reasonably successful in a lot of different situations, but he’s coaching a young and talent-poor team that is still towards the low end of a rebuild.

She said “fucking retar-”, I believe.

Just ask Mo’Nique.