Due to poor clock management most of Scandinavia won’t get their presents until the 27th.

Calm down Jameis and have some crab legs. You aren’t you when you’re hungry.

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Want a Snickers?

Jesus. Does Lee here owe you money or something?

This is what happens when you eat too many Ls.

Jameis Winston standing there by himself trying to look hard after none of his teammates made the slightest effort to hold him back—when it was damn clear to everyone that’s what he wanted—is a goddamned Christmas miracle.

I worry about Larry King’s suspenders breaking right through his clavicles and splitting him into three sections.

David, save some of your praise for the heroic DeVos heirs: http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2017/12/rich_devos_grandson_takes_2-ye.html

Who are these magical motherfuckers who WIN the arguments in their head? I always feel like an asshole and drown in a handle of vodka afterward.

That kid is bad. I hope Samer adds him to the list of teens to fight.

Not sure why Curt chose to “@” Donald Trump in those last 2 tweets.

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.

That’s true (it really isn’t) and it makes me wonder how bad the next life is going to be for this guy. He’s already a cockroach. Oh, and karma will certainly punish your ass for using “kudos”.

That *would* be a great game.

I think Elway might be even higher — if I recall, he went through some dark times during his divorce.

Draft Kings should have a daily fantasy game for which NFL executive gets accused of sexual harassment. You gotta figure Jerry Jones is somewhere around an $8,500 to $9,500. Elway is $7,500 to $8,000. Richardson would have been great value at $6,000. Irsay and Haslam probably $6,500 for past bad acts. I bet the…

Steve Smith: released by the front office

Droopy Dog Dogged?

This is gonna be great. Giggity.

That's clearly not Santa. -Megyn Kelly.