You need a dictionary. But bless your heart anyway.

How exactly does Phil hustle anyone on the planet? Hustling involves mis-representing your skill level and he’s a world famous pro golfer. His skill level is both high and well known.

You read it right, niether of these guys have played on a public course in years.

Have you ever met a cat?

I like your grandma. Think she’s in the market for a replacement for the shithead?

Eliot Spitzer’s no shit giving speeches on ethics these days.

See I’d like to call you a small minded asshole buuut I’ve been to North Dakota and can confirm that it’s a shithole.

I thought title whatever specifically banned that sort of thing.

And you’re the reason that jury jokes exist. Excellent work.

Pretty sure nobody over the age of 7 believes that hands can be registered as “weapons”. The US doesn’t even have a gun registry for christ sakes.

Or a man who believes he was acting in self defense. Not that I’m in any way convinced of that but it’s just as possible as the rest of this speculation. Everybody’s already got their minds made up and no amount of new “facts” are going to change that.

Depends on which part of the state they’re from. Mostly retired puck sluts.

This is the correct answer. An honest mistake is one thing but you cover for this garbage and you’re garbage.

Flynn’s entire tape was one game...and it was awesome.

This comment needs more love.

Most bartenders ask because most folks don’t know that.

Yeah as long as it’s not busy eveybody’s got WebTender on their phone these days. Might not be the way your papa makes it or whatever but in that case you should know what the fucks in it to begin with.

I think their bullshitting and just don’t want to dick around with a muddled drink. Folks can be dramatic about their old fashions too.

It’s a song, it’s full of metaphor, it can be about pretty much anything if you’re imaginative enough.

Shit yeah why not call out the national guard, maybe Seal Team 6?!? I mean they are out like $100 in property damage and that doesn’t even count getting called names.