If anyone can show Trump how to force his way into Washington, it’s gonna be Mike Tyson.

I feel so bad for Ryan Rusillo. Going from working with SVP to Danny Kannell is like a player being on the ‘97 Marlins then being stuck on the ‘98 Marlins.

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

I too remember playing Rock, Paper, Scissors at Met games as a kid. My favorite player to compete with by far, was Dwight Gooden. He was always so easy to beat, as he went for the rock every single time.

Votto doesn’t like to play baseball the Wright way.