Remember in 2012 when Miami and St. Louis were fighting to sign him? That was fun.

I really hope the Mets don’t waste a camp invite on someone who has proven he can’t play baseball at the Major League level. I get that he’s a really nice guy and used to be a famous star, but this whole David Wright spectacle needs to come to an end.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Eat a bag of dicks.

Go to hell.

America is populated by idiots. Why is Big Bang Theory the most watched show around?

Wine comes in a bottle?

I keep hearing people say we should do our best to support President Trump.

Bullshit. He’s a racist misogynistic piece of shit. He’s one of the reasons one of my daughters has a 66% chance of being sexually assaulted in their lives.

People who said the same thing about Hitler have the blood of 5 million innocent…

I just don’t understand why people voted for Trump. I understand they wanted to mess with the establishment (even though they clearly didn’t, considering how much of the legislative branch was re-elected), but Trump is the establishment! How were people able to just ignore that he was born with a silver spoon and…

I’m glad you mentioned girls in a small town instead of just your dad in a trailer for a “get laid” bet.

Right. I do think they should get rid of the logo, but it sort of begs the question about their name. And for what it’s worth I think fans probably WOULD revolt if they became the Cleveland Steam or some stupid shit.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

I’m sorry but I don’t believe these reports. As a Mets fan, I can tell you Familia can’t beat anyone in October.

No, but making him drink formula out of his mom’s ass is.

Ben Bithop

Not if Dan Haren is throwing life at you.

ok thank you

media totally ignoring the dangerous spell obviously being cast by the beige boy leaning into the frame

Thanks for this great article, Barry. I am looking forward to the one tomorrow about that time my nana died.

Yikes, I hate Trump as much as the next guy but what is breaking one of the most sacrosanct J-School rules really going to do? What could possibly scare off his nutjob supporters? A tape of him dropping n-bombs? Please. His supporters have at least met a woman before.