Thanks, Bill Simmons.

And then they called ANOTHER timeout and chiefs intercepted the following pass. Absolute humilation

This is like when you pay a homeless guy $5 to sweep your stoop even though it doesn’t need sweeping.

The greatest moment of that season was actually Newcastle 5-1 Tottenham on the final day.

I mean, people like us are known for being drama queens.

I’d like to mention you omitted Jeet Heer, and how that relates to today’s Pepe meme culture (1/78)

Not to mention, he was listening to the trial version of Sirius XM where they repeatedly say “Imagine how this would be with no commercials?!” over and over again

Can we have a article titled ‘Women Who Got Away With It in 2016?’

I don’t see a problem; the kettle is red.

Take level: quite hot.

Actually they were applauding because they showed an anti-STEM commercial on the jumbotron.

So this is where the buck stops.

Man, why is Deadspin covering bullshit like this. What about sports? Why can’t we have a “Best QB’s of the 80's” post? Like remember Warren Moon?

well the horse certainly couldn’t ride him!

R.I.P., guy who rode a horse whipping it while it did all the work.

We don’t call him Arians anymore, Lindsey. It’s “Coach Alt-right” now.

Surprised it took so long to catch this guy, what with his signature catchphrase, “Goddamn it, touchdown Wake Forest! Fuck me, folks.”

The subterfuge was discovered last month. After being beaten by Louisville 44-12, Wake Forest discovered “materials” left behind that indicated Louisville was aware of plays that the Demon Deacons had never run before. Louisville coach Bobby Petrino thundered around about integrity, while Wake Forest announced they…