Like most injured Dolphins, they will probably just can him.

For sale: Browns jersey, never won.

“Cleveland faces the Bills next Sunday” was the first draft of Hemingway’s famous six-word story.

Cease Bowel Functions.

Tune in to ESPN at 8 PM EST on Saturday to see who gets his room in the Nissan® Heisman House!

It’s not a typo if the author doesn’t know the difference.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

Didn’t want him to get the wrong idea.

As soon as the broadcast highlighted Jim Leonhard, the DBs all quit playing. Not a great look!

Should have been parsley, because he’s a fucking herb.

Why not lie under the parquet and watch the game through the wood above you?

Finally got around to creating a Kinja account so I could support this comment

Hinkie probably also also used route optimization software to eliminate point guards who can shoot, shooting guards who can shoot, and players named “Antetokounmpo” and “Porzingis” when considering potential draftees, because sometimes you just know.

Why read your win-loss records from left to right? Why not right to left, in which case the 76ers were a dynastic 591-74 under Hinkie’s tenure?

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

Jason....wow. You made me tear up a few times — from a fucking review, mind you. I’m so glad you included what Final Fantasy means to you in the review, because at the end of the day, who isn’t going to go into this game (and review) with literal decades of FF history and baggage?

if the premiere league wants to be a world-class league it will need to accept the standards of other top leagues, such as mls, which have safe standing

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.