Impressive, but it’s not the biggest shit I’ve ever seen anyone take during Jeopardy!...

This is all the more heartbreaking because, damn, look at his posts. He’s basically begging somebody, anybody, to come and stop him, tell him they love him, whatever. His heart clearly wasn’t into it. He just hit a wall. I know what that’s about.

Right? Which is what makes it so fucked up.

He’s not natural in the pocket

He’ll never make it, his pussy-grabbing mechanics are awful.

Fahrenthold should win a Nobel Peace Prize someday for his reporting this season...

“And you can just grab Pandora’s Box anyway. She’ll let you do it if you’re a star.” -- Donald Trump

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

A face that was made for radio with a voice that was made for print.

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Howard Dean may have a theory

A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

Rodgers says Butte College sometimes

He also used to claim “Culinary Academy,” as I recall.

Thomas Bjorn. He’s Danish...

My wife mocked the quad box last weekend. “It’s just four boxes it’s not that cool!” Divorced her immediately.

Sorry, but sometimes I’m cooking or doing some other shit with my hands (crankin’ hog), so I’m not in position to cruise the old smartphone for scores &c.

“With a traffic light green means ‘go’ and yellow means ‘hold on’, but on a banana it’s just the opposite. Green means ‘hold on,’ yellow means ‘go ahead,’ and red means, ‘where the h*** did you get that banana?!’” - Mitch Hedberg

“Umm, Two Leppos?”

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base