Why are you surprised they mourn the right way?

What an incredible moment, and if Bartolo happened to groove that for him, well that just reaffirms his status as the Champion of Everything.

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

I blame the producers who continue to schedule Hannah Storm on Sunday morning Sportscenter.*

Ted Cruz combines the charisma of a mortician with the political savvy of the kid who wears a suit while running for high school class president.

Also of note:

Career highlight from Baseball-Reference.com:

These are the kind of “getawaythrowaway” games that could be eliminated with a 154 game schedule. Thursday, 1PM local time, when school is in session. And when it’s a west coast team at an eastern time zone park, the tv audience is nil. No one would miss these games because no one is seeing them now.

Has there ever been a bald middle-aged white guy with a goatee that hasn’t been completely fucking insufferable?

Fantastic.

“Mt. Pleasant might be the most misnamed city is the nation.”

Serena and her coach immediately starting whining about injuries and taking the credit away from Pliskova. They are such sore losers.

Well, they both spend a lot of time talking about walls.

Ya I think it’s a joke intended to make fun of herself with the physical descriptions, but why she would single someone out by name and attribute this pretty horrible thought process to them... it seems thoughtless and mean-spirited, and a total asshole move. And she’s publishing this on her own platform! She’s ugly…

You’ve really cut to the core of this issue Barry. Today is the day to do something meaningful because damn it, we may not have tomorrow.

Brady has his TB12 brand; Edelman has JE11.

“I think it’s like going and getting Advil, and then there’s like the Walgreen’s prescription next to it,” he said. “Not that either does shit for me anymore.”

Wes Welker then went home and gave a similar interview to his desk lamp.

If I answer those two simple questions, we're not talking about winning championships. We're talking about something else entirely.