You are correct. That was a bad take.

That’s not a bad take, that is the worst take.

Except I think they spell it “Bourtles” over there.

Once they reached London, Jacksonville players experienced a pronounced difference in how they viewed themselves.

“So this chap Bortles is an elite quarterback in the league isn’t he? What about that bloke Flacco?”

Apparently “Bortles” means “Marino” in British English.

Wait, this motherfucker is coming for my moisturizers and facial products now? TAWMMY GET YA FAHKIN PAWS OFF MY CHERRY BLOSSOM SERUM I SWEAH TO FAHKIN GAWD

We, as a society, have missed out on an entire decade of “Tom Brady is dumber than a box of rocks” stories and I feel robbed.

#TomBradyThinks Christopher Reeve really just needed an organic, vegan diet.

This feels like a Twitter thing that should happen. #TomBradyThinks

You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.

How would he classify water he drinks out of the toilet when no one’s looking? You think we don’t see you, Tom? We see you. You know better...Bad boy, Tom...Baaaaaad.

I’m so sick and tired of Earth. Bullshit biased list

Earth is flat. no other planets exist, duh. More like Neil deGrasse LIE-son.

I am here for the Pluto truthers

you rang?

A grown man whining about a baseball player not giving him an autograph? This is the kinda putz that brings his glove to the game.

Product lives matter

Merchandise are people too, people forget that.