dog on the field could have turned out a lot worse, frankly

This is the key to soccer's growth in the United States.

I like Zacaria's facial expression as Carli is yelling at him. I want to think that he is thinking "Dude, I do not give a single fuck about what you are yelling at me, I'm taking care of this god damn adorable puppy."

You obviously have never been to a USC game

No, it couldn't be any one of us, because I, for one, plan to never again attend another NFL game. Seems stadiums these days draw the scum of society like a moth to a flame, where they drink beyond all comprehension and troll for a head to cave in. The NFL could of course do something about this by banning the sale of…

....but if they could run a sub-4.3 40 time, in that case an NFL GM and coach would talk about "giving people a second chance" and being "compassionate."

yeah, it seems more like the charge should be attempted murder, or something along those lines.

I knew Levi's Stadium was a bad idea.

You are a dumb, dense motherfucker.

If you have a tattoo above your shoulders, you can't come to the game.

Both of the attackers, who are brothers, have extensive rap sheets, and are facing felony assault charges.

What's interesting is that this isn't Westboro or a hate group or a Tea Party rally. It's a random sampling of baseball fans in a typical American municipality. By their own admission they seem to want to just watch a baseball game and not be confronted with any political reality. What's more is how that general…

At least Cardinals fans won't have to deal with this once they move to Cobb County, GA in 2017.

"I can't understand why you're so mad about getting stabbed. I stopped stabbing you. You should really be thanking me."

Ok, I am finally on board with the Cardinals Hate Train. To hell with these guys, I could tolerate their sanctimonious preachy "we do baseball the white err, right way" attitude as long as they behaved themselves, but this? Get fucked, St. Louis.

You're right. No one should talk about the racism or violence in St. Louis until we've made sure to talk about every instance of racism and violence in Los Angeles. This is how the media works. Obviously the history of the LAPD has gone totally under-reported, and besides, we're only at the Ls right now so we have to…

St. Louis has many people with identical views to the Founding Fathers of this Great Nation!

Something tells me a lot of these Cardinals fans use the phrase "reverse racism" semi-often.

At about 10:25 a small blonde lady starts yelling at the protesters: "We're the ones who gave all y'all the freedoms that you have!"

I don't know if it's a job, per se, but those people definitely put "Cardinals fan" on their resumes.