...says the Cards fan.

Best fans in baseball.

I was sitting two seats away from him the entire game in row BB in the Dugout Club...that guy was piss ass drunk and an absolute prick. Surprised he wasn't ejected His assigned seat was about 20 seats away from that seat. After he was moved back to his assigned seat he made numerous "Fuck You" gestures (not middle…

Watching my Dodgers blow a beyond golden opportunity tonight, I wish I was sitting next to Larry King.

As A Dodger fan, I would be OK if you reposted this on a daily basis

Yeah, I'll bet Red Penis is deep in the Cardinals organization.

This is deadspin at its finest. Fuck St. Louis and the horse they rode in on.

The Midwest is a distinct race? Asshole is a personality trait, not a race.

I never realized being from the Midwest was a race.

I KNOW! And it really sucks how I have no control of reading this website.

Hey jerk face, don't you DARE criticize Red Penis. He's a Hall of Famer and has spent more than 50 years in the Cardinals organization.