Agreed. It’s all the kind of shit you say to a friend when you’re burning ther bridge. If you’re saying this about your sister, you should be saying it behind her back. 

I think this means Ben Gibbard won the breakup.

WTF @ your comment? I’m sure she’s having a blast! I’m 34. I was cute in 2003. I’m cute now. I’m just about to get divorced and get back to dating. I don’t find it “sad,” I find it cool that I was able to leave an abusive douche bag behind and put my hot ass back on the market for some good guy to snatch up. Maybe you…

She’s rich, cute, has a well-connected family and got the kids she wanted from the last husband. I think she’s in a pretty good place, actually. Also, “kinda” has no apostrophe. 

WHAT how did you get that from this article omg

My family is super fucked up, but I was punished for much MUCH less than what these women say to each other. It’s pretty hateful and extreme and really really immature. People seem to excuse this kind of shit as “normal family drama,” but I really don’t think it’s ok. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve…

The Kim v. Kourtney thing is kind of extra. I’ve had fights with my siblings, but some of that stuff is next-level attacks on someone’s characters that I’ve never done but in an extreme pique of anger.

I have no idea. I’d sooner stab myself in the leg with a fork than watch karaoke.

The inbredness of royalty has finally caught up to them and they have bird bones

Pretty sure Emily Deschanel is still married to Rickety Cricket.

This Kourtney/Kim feud has made me realize that I actually have developed a preference ranking of Kardashian sisters: Khloe is best because she is real and human, and tries her hardest, and loves fiercely (if not always wisely), and works through her mistakes and comes out stronger. Kourtney is the worst because…

I support this logic, I like an old school smiley versus an emoji, but at 30 I am recently Old.

This is actually a pretty easy explanation. Most social media places have emojis now, so :) turns into one. A backwards smile means it can actually show up as an oldschool text smile. (:

The pose says “I can’t stop you from taking a shitty photo, but I can stop facial recognition software from fucking up my life, maybe.”

Ah, yes, the Bane pose.

DISSENTING OPINION: I remain convinced Gaston is one of those dudes with a tragically enormous dick, who thinks that his huge schlong means he has to do zero work in the sack. He just bumps your cervix for five minutes then rolls over and congratulates himself for being such a superior cocksman.

I want to go to there.

Finally, a Disney Princess post I give a damn about.

So very special, unless they require food/housing/healthcare assistance, that is.

When did this movie become Citizen Kane? I feel like it's been everywhere this month (my Facebook newsfeed in-particular) and I don't recall it being this popular before.