I'm going to take what Ray took to his highschool reunion.

The Batmobile...the roof slides forward and you are ejected out. No doors for me pleeze

Fuel door covers, even the one on the viper, it does not need to be bilett steel.

@lascauxcaveman: I can never find that fork in the road, people are always taking them

So, I am to take your advice on the fastest depreciating purchase I make, but totally ignore any other advice you give on things that may or may not work out so well.

Where did you find that? Montreal (it looks like a Canadian Tire special)? And did you use Google Maps? "second to the great wall of china, the only other man made object you can see from space"

@UDMan: you are lucky you work at home, between this comment, six's comment and and bucky marino, I was having a really hard time stifling it all. I share a cubical wall with the VP of Engineering and was trying so hard not to burst out loud that i farted, super loud. being that i'm still four years old on the inside,…

something that bangs the windshield wipers against the windshield for me, when they are frozen.

If a girl that good looking gave me the chace, I'd be more worried about her having a penis, and f*king me.

[ ] whatever it is that attracts slow drivers ahead of me

Come on...Paseo/Tercel FTW!! And, i happen to have one of these fuel sipping Paseos for sale...

While everyone is rhyming off where the drive ins are in the US, there are still quite a few around in Ontario. There is a good, double drive in in Owen Sound (if you are camping in Suable Beach its only about half an hour away), there is a triple drive in in Barrie and the Mustang Drive-in just outside London.

@DannyBN: its a spring loaded key that folds into the FOB, like a VW key.

weird, i did this for my tech report in college. not exactly this, mine was the brake lights getting gradually brighter as you pressed harder.

Race entry level cars, like the Suzuki Swift or Acura Integra Type R? I'll take 'totally useless matchups for 1000 Alex'

i just re-read that QOTD and could hardly get through any of them without bursting out laughing. I want to take at least 10 of them and turn them into a collection of short movies...my god that was one of THE BEST QOTD's EVAR

candycane candycane candycane...

the moose was doing it's own form of self-immolation, in protest of the chevy lumina. how many more mice will need to be sacraficed before chevy learns?

JanTheMan: wow, just wow...he had to get to level 30 of a video game before he knew how to play dead? maybe that video game melted his brain and also made him think that a moose was going to EAT HIM. Clearly, mice eat cars, as proven in the warning above.

I like facebook; I stalk people like a mofo. the more jalop i can get the better. you guys should post video reviews on the fan-site and watch people flock to it. acutally i guess that isn't a great idea, you need people to flock here...not there. You guys need a jalop widget thing too, i don't know what it should…