Dodge Stealth?

wait...your best friend only got mad twice and the time he got mad because his car overheated he punched the roof...and the second time was an unwanted pregnancy...where he punched...????

what we can REALLY learn from this is that there are only 1,000 people tuning Dodge cars. That means only 1,000 tuned neons out there taking on the waves of Civics.

@FLB: yeah really, i sent the tip in at like 7:00 this morning...

Yes sir! These are great. I live near a Dickies factory with a factory store where you can get 'seconds' dirty cheap.

he is just trying to keep his neighbours from covetting his stuff.

I used to work at a marina just across from Bay City on Lake Huron. Trust me, if you ever want to smuggle anything illegal, just use a boat. We would get travellers from the US all the time and customs was...a phone call. They call and say 'hey, I'm in Canada, I am going to be here for a week. No i don't have any guns…

Ford is just lining themselves up for another special edition 'stang.

why was this not the FIRST car in the fantasy garage? I have had more fantasies about this car than about any woman on the face of the planet.

'I don't think the locals liked it very much. Canadians reckon the speedboat sits on the scale of antisocial behaviour between heroin and rape, and they plainly thought that we might have been emissaries from Satan.'

@jonnylieberman: oh and just incase you misunderstood, i meant that ray should have said 'your welcome, glad i could make your ass famous...'

@jonnylieberman: nope, just interjecting with dry wit. I enjoy your TTAC reviews and look forward to finding more of your publications in the future.

@Ray Wert: did you mistype or do i misread...? I think you really meant youR asS

I would like to add to your "Also Consider" list: Two feet and a heartbeat

Anything from the automotive section at Canadian Tire.

@TR3-A: whoever buys this would probably buy the leftover halves of those to volvos as well.

he is looking to trade it for a sportbike, because Darwin didn't get him the first time.

Whatever, i don't care what it is, just get the rest of the world using it so that I can have the dino juice for myself. As soon as you all jump to bionic-hydro-diesel the price of 97 Octane will fall and I will rocket myself around the world with an ICE strapped to my ass.

Whatever, i don't care what it is, just get the rest of the world using it so that I can have the dino juice for myself. As soon as you all jump to bionic-hydro-diesel the price of 97 Octane will fall and I will rocket myself around the world with an ICE strapped to my ass.

@no_slushbox: OK I wasn't going to tell this story, but since you were talking about idiots and Aveos I figured I should share. I have a friend who bougt an Aveo. He took automotive engineering with me at school. He is French, not Quebec French, Northern Ontario French. The Aveo was the first car he drove, and he…