@racerx: don't worry, it doesn't go fast enough to hurt anyone.

@TexansAreHot: and if you get a CB radio you could talk to other racecar beds.

it would be great if we just used cameras to replace windows. It would make brushing your car off in the winter easier.

@2trips: Jalopnik says a lot of things...

@TR3-A: it's actually just another place for the dragon to...uh...blow intercoolant.

@jeremyc: all you have to do is plumb the exhaust back into the combustion chamber...see yesturday's postings.

guns may be 'tool's but they are more of a precision instrument...less like a hammer more like a, uh...extension of your manhood

@phowe: Niagara Falls or St. Catherines (Private Eyes) are much better.

I would definaltly buy a car for free hockey tickets! Free Leafs tix are almost as much as the incentives Chrysler just put on our Canadian 300!

schnozberries do, in fact, taste like schnozberries.

@lascauxcaveman: REALLY? You're not able to drive around wtih gobs of cash, just because? I know that you can only take so much cash with you on a plane, but you're not allowed to have a redwoods worth of green paper in a breifcase in your car? I am being serious here...I am surprised.

@Placebo: so you don't want that Jimmy Johnson coat i just ordered for you?

it makes you wonder how many shades of ugly are out there.

does he look like Wert to anyone else? Just in that picture maybe? I don't really follow any racing so maybe they really look nothing alike.

opened shopping malls?! Now that seems just silly. If i was to open a new shopping mall, i wouldn't want the 'blues brothers' anywhere near it.

@Bradbury: that is exactly what i was thinking. a 'nearly new' one of these would probably only cost $10,000 the year after it comes out.

@UDMAN: i love those, i always lean on them when people are ringing through thier fruit. ("$57 for apples?! God Damn Al Gore and his global warming!")

What about Delorme? Aren't they still a private map making company? I have been to their headquarters in Maine, nice place full of smart people.

@Ray Wert: thanks, sometimes it's the small things in life...

come on now, i'm sure I wasn't the only one to tip you off to this, but I was one of them...