Exactly - this is to deflect attention from his association with NAMBLA, which is well documented on the internet.

I wrote a paper for my modern criticism class in college that was about how The Cosby Show was bullshit, and I somehow related it to bell hooks. I can’t actually recall what my exact argument was, but if I had access to the paper now, I have a feeling a lot of the lines would come across as unintentionally racist. I’m…

Lemmie try to make you feel better: when I was in middle school, my grade put on a performance of The Wiz even thought we had literally zero black people a class of 70-ish students. Imagine a group of white kids (and a handful of Asian students) singing and dancing to Ease on Down the Road. Looking back, I still can’t…

I accepted a while ago that the only way I’m going to manage to become vaguely non-awful is by trying every awful thing I don’t realize is awful yet and then regretting it at 3am for the rest of my life.

I’m pretty embarrassed to admit this, but I was once anti-choice. I was a born-again christian asshole. I spoke at a dinner, there’s video of me at the age of 19 on a christian talk show, marched at an anti-choice event. I do my penance now by giving money every month to Planned Parenthood and having an abortion every…

Maybe sir, you need to do a little molestation to your virgin cars. Buying something built for everyone is not really a nice fit. Add some stickers or maybe some spreeweels. I know, add some fucking off the wall chameleon paint and call up your bitches to pose next to it with all your money raining down.

I don’t know man, to each their own, but there’s a wonderful thing about a car that fits like an old glove.

When I was younger, I naturally assumed as my income grew, so would my car allowance, and it wouldn’t be long before a new Cayman GT4 or F-Type or whatever would be in my driveway.

You are 110% right on this. I just wonder at what point someone see’s loan terms for 8% and 85 months and thinks, “yep that is alright!” I mean outside of making serious money a $900 car payment is pretty wild that is like $100k Mercedes money. We are looking at getting a new (to us) car for my wife and I am fretting…

And that is the situation that a lot of people find themselves in, they don’t have the credit worthiness to get out of the bad credit situation they put themselves in....and the hole gets deeper.

Very nice of you. However, I, for one, will continue to stunt on his exes and remind them that they still aint shit!

From my coworker Jordan Sargent:

When i was just an innocent 12 year old mormon kid, my neighbor friends asked me if i had ever masturbated before, i said no not knowing what it was.

They explained that i just needed to get some soap for lubrication and rub my dick.

What they didn’t emphasize was they were talking about liquid soap or lotion. So that…

We can still act holier than thou.

WHAT THE HELL WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS AND PUT IT IN WRITING.

Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

I feel like it’s the White House IT department that should be investigated, not Clinton.

Between the human asshole that is Donald, an actual Weiner, and reminders of Bill’s inability to keep it in his pants, it has never been clearer why we need more women in power.

......right. File this right after, “Mariah insists that she isn’t at all familiar with Photoshop or JLo’s career.”

There are two things that need to be laid at the feet of Uber and Lyft: