He used to be a regular at a little shop I worked at in Brooklyn. I always say that he is one of the worst customers I've ever had. I would recommend he pioneer the sea, since he loves it so much. Move there where no one has to wait on him ever again.

Oh, it’s entirely OK to tip according to the quality of service (10% is as low as I will go), but you should not be a dick to a waiter unless they are actively being a dick to you. If they just make a mistake, you can inform them and they generally will make it right...you don’t have to berate them for messing up. How…

LOLOL but clearly she was the straw rep not just the waiter so how could he pass up this opportunity?? Gotta call people in power out on their shit

The interview for a position at Roberta’s is pretty much 1 question— “Who are you most like: Jean-Ralphio or Mona Lisa Saperstein?” As long as you check one, you’ve got a job.

Does he literally think that people collect all those straws, put them into school buses, and dump them in the ocean? Does he believe children have to walk to school now because we prioritize our buses for storing plastic straws that will be dumped into the ocean?

“We consume 500 million straws each day. The equivalent of 127 school buses filled with straws. It’s disgusting, ” Adrian Grenier declares the minute I sit down, brandishing a plastic straw that the waiter had forgotten to remove. “There should be children in those school buses, going to school, to learn, not straws,”…

Anybody who "lectures" a waiter, about anything at all, is a tool. Give your order and shut up.

Honestly, I like the lines of the dress better on Taylor.

I just don’t see how it’s shade when Taylor wore it first, more notably (a Vogue cover), and quite a while ago. But if that’s how Kim wants to expend her mental energy, go nuts, I guess.

I love Kim because she is who she is and she doesn’t try to pretend there’s some superior cause behind it or that she’s a role model for the children. She’s just Kim and people pay her for it. I also have reason to believe she’s a great friend. See: her relationship with Chrissy.

Right? And do we really think Kim wore it better? (I don’t.)

Though if you see the back of that dress, joke might be on Kim. What am I saying, she wore Yeezy plastic boots the next day that showed foot condensation, woman don’t care.

Honestly the heat wouldn’t bother me. But no pork or scotch?

To save everyone the google, dude is 26 so it is completely within bounds to mock him for still being the pizza delivery guy. You should at least have graduated to kitchen staff by 26.

Fifi Geldoff just married a guy who lists his occupation as sand sculptor. What?

It is great that he no longer has to deliver pizzas and can focus on his art full time now!

She’s had serious mental health episodes and is estranged from her mother, who was the only one trying to get her mental help.

It’s called your dealer.

Hey, I ain’t saying he’s a golddigger...But he ain’t messing with a broke heiress. ;)

Smoking weed made someone drive fast?