yup. this is the most insane one i’ve ever seen.

What a wedding announcement! It takes several paragraphs before it mentions the bride killed someone.

LOL silly girl. Have you considered having a dad? But, like, the good kind. Not one like mine who, if I asked him to give me a down payment, would laugh, throw $1 in my direction, and tell me not to spend it all in one place.

Honestly, I can’t forsee a future in which I am ever comfortable paying such a high mortgage. I have friends that bought a condo for $325k and their monthly payment is $2600 (not in NY, and I realize monthly payments are much higher there). If I were in that position I would constantly have anxiety about what would…

Agreed, needs more shiplap.

She may be adultish because her parents paid her down payment, but her kitchen is fucking ugly. SO THERE.

I’m pretty convinced that, when men—older men especially—characterize rape this way, it’s because they or someone they know and love did something similar growing up, and they can’t believe that what they did was an abhorrent and dehumanizing crime.

I know guys, like, let’s not be dicks about this whole thing, okay? A man’s reputation is at stake.

His friends gave him this nickname. His fucking friends. Like it was a big fucking joke. “LOL, you know our good buddy David and his penchant for raping unconscious girls.”

“We did not oppose the family’s use of pseudonyms, and certainly did not request that the young woman’s name be made public. Rather, we agreed to the family’s use of pseudonyms during pretrial phases of litigation, provided they agreed to stop improperly attacking the School’s character in statements to the press...”

And it’s not even a good threat, because they won’t agree to a pseudonym for trial.

There is zero public interest in releasing a victim’s name. It is done for public spectacle and to ensure that she will be harassed, humiliated and doubted as is typical of victims of sexual assault. This is so disgusting and I cannot believe that people are still sending their kids to this hell hole.

Sometimes, an individual with the suffix “III” will switch to “Jr.” when the original “Sr.” dies.

Yes. There is no other logical way interpret this.

No correction needed, this is exactly what is happening :(

So, basically, they are attempting to blackmail the family into silence with the threat of releasing her name. I mean, that’s what it sounds like to me. Correct me if that’s wrong.

The shoplifting thing was in 2001?

Nah, he was handsome (relatively) and a smooth-talker.

My vote is find a douchebag from New Jersey who is now in a frat at University of Alabama

Why not ask Bob Knight?