As a man who prefers to wear an extra large thong on his face while driving, I approve of this design.

David, you absolutely need that car hauler, put a Cummins under the hood, paint it satin black with “David’s Home for Rusty Jeeps” on the doors, maybe add some automatic tire chains for your next hauling-a-Jeep-in-the-snow adventure :-P

+1. Either that or a category for ‘now that I am finished laughing at how stupid the asking price is, here’s how much I would really pay.’

There needs to be a third voting category: “such a CP that Rob is obviously trolling us today.”

Well, let’s be fair. These were a completely legit alternate answer to “always Miata.”

The most interesting thing I can see done to this thing is dumping a SBC in there....so considering you can find many examples of this thing at less than $8k....this isn’t even a crack pipe. It’s jumping straight into a 10 day heroin bender.

Yeah, I DEFINITELY had to make sure that comma was in the right place before this went up.

Hey, that’s not true! It’s to spite regular brown people too.

I’m not sure why we continue to look for rational justification for anything Trump does, when it’s clear that his only motivation is sheer spite for the brown guy who previously held the office.

I had the displeasure to drive one these beauty for about an hour last fall.

You’re suggesting investing in a Dodge Neon to someday be a high bid at a collectible car auction? Crack Pipe COTD.

I would equate owning a Neon SRT-4 like telling someone you own a Shelby and they find out that you specifically own a Shelby GLH based off the early 80s Charger. Yeah, the SRT call out is kind of cool. Yeah, it probably performed well for its intended purpose (in fact, I remember car reviews stating it did pretty…

Every SRT-4 is either owned by a know-it-all engineer, or a 19 year old neckbearded casual drug dealer. Fucks to the no, even if it is the ACR version.

Only possible buyer is a twelve year old Bitcoin millionaire.

I don’t care how fast it is, it’s still a Neon. In exchange for $14,800 worth of monies I expect no less than 10 Neons in return. CP.

“timing belt.. water pump... lower control arms, the cam cover gasket, and the radiator”

Hubris, thy clan be of Dildertits

100 mile death race, no rules, no survivors!

So... NASCAR minus the high banked turns?
You’re going to need a rich Saudi Prince to build your road/race strip and pull this off.