This is the “what is the best car secret you know” thread, not “what is the most blasphemous shitpost you can write” thread.

I dunno about that, I sometimes need 12mm, and maybe even a 13.

To be fair, Ed Brown of Patron says the same thing

Well, people say that nonsense about Porsches, but yeah, life is a giant dick joke.

https://speeduino.com/shop/index.php

These guys are trying to make a Megasquirt alternative based on the Arduino platform (which is _dirt_ cheap).

that blue tho <3

>Gambler 500 sticker

This is already destined for greatness

I *wish* I could turbo my Miata for <$1k. Its probably the only way I’d ever consider doing it.

Bought in middle-of-nowhere, Indiana, on what started as a nice, slightly overcast mid-winter day.

By the end of the day, that changed to pouring rain, at which point I learned:

1) The battery was dying or dead, and there was something wrong with the alternator.
2) The soft top could have been replaced with a colander…

Let’s go over the list of cars I’ve had to drive growing up:

- Chrysler PT Cruiser

You have parents?! Check your non-orphan privilege. Like Tony Stark, Bruce Wayne, and Harry Potter.

the slowest car has the biggest advantage — mount gatling gun, mow down all other, faster cars.

Your username offends me

Just put wheels and huge amounts of downforce on a scramjet.

Basically combine this:

For all 100 miles?

Double D.

“Sinkhole the size of Hell, Michigan” — not “size of Hell”. There’s a difference ;)

Try paying for multiple vehicles all at the same time. “You want me to pay HOW much for WHY?! How about you go fuck yourself, how about that.”

Michigan, looking at Illinois: “you mean we can get away with that?!”

When it comes to management of vehicles, the Motor State is a fucking joke.