Eyyyy, I submitted this! To NP or CP, but you know, whatevs.

I actually dig it.

I purposely zoomed out on these, because I think that gives a cooler view.

Gingerman:

thats a penis

The British call that “dogging”...

I actually love the Prowler :(

How old does that make the Puffs?

Jalopnik
Is
Always
The
Answer

(JIATA)

I would be *terrified* of parking that close to a F40.

I have been. NOTICE ME, SEMPAIS

Right, it’s the “motion of the ocean”, or so I’m told.

That downforce is fantastic

Hypercar:

People are taking my remarks far too literally. It was supposed to be a commentary on the amusing juxtaposition of headlines.

Except V6 sports car owners ;_;

Jalopnik: I bought a Nissan Pao!

Also Jalopnik: https://jalopnik.com/stop-paying-so-much-for-silly-cars-1822311324

I bought mine because I thought it looked pretty/cool.

Spoiler (ah ha): it does/did.

Other spoiler: it’s literally only fun to drive in one situation: fast, and straight. Like highway cruising.

Anything else gets a 0 out of 10.

They were optional. I can show you the blank where the buttons *should* be.

I’m very upset about this on a fundamental level.

*Eyeroll* to each their own, man.

I happen to like technology and enforcing safety standards. I’d say sue me, but that would involve the legislative branch of, you know, the government.

MSU’s athletic department is _barely_, tangentially involved in this.

MSU’s administration, on the other hand...

You and I have very different definitions of glory.