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6/21/24

There is so much about this that’s scary. Was just reading about the justifications for why all our oceans don’t simply run off the edge of our flat earth.

6/21/24

I get a perverse amount of joy from blocking those dumbass embedded ad accounts and then saying “Oh fuck no Elon” after every time the “Hey, you can get a blue check and block stuff real easy-like!” popup comes up. It’s pretty satisfying.

6/21/24

There’s 2 types of flat earthers. The actual nuts who believe it and the one taking advantage of the nuts and profiting from them.

6/21/24

Let’s not give TC any more credit than he is due. He is a perfectly normal dipshit.

6/21/24

“present their findings”?

6/21/24

Can’t wait for them to try and steal Einstein - the Earth is flat but space is warped so it just *looks* like a sphere!

6/21/24

Not buying 65% of advertisers have returned. She’s lied before and as it’s privately held, she has no (enforced, legal) reason to tell the truth. But she does like lying to appease her boss. I have seen zero normal advertisers on Twitter — just the equivalent of “public access tv ads” and grifter scum. So maybe 65% by…

6/21/24

6/21/24

I’d settle for the rocket blowing up.

6/21/24

That would be an exercise of common logic and we all know that Flat Earthers lack common logic.

6/21/24

Seems like if it is a choice between anything and losing money, Twitter is going to choose the second one.

6/21/24

I don't get why flat earthers don't just shoot a rocket a mile up and blow it up with fireworks. If the earth is flat everyone will see it. Most economical way to get a straight true/false result.

6/21/24

Hopefully it’ll subtly mock them in ways they’re too stupid to understand.

6/21/24

Weird that they’re getting a reality show, given that they’ve never really been able to engage with reality.

6/21/24

That photo is missing some elephants and a giant turtle

6/21/24

6/21/24

Much better!

6/21/24

Things that are 100% true that too few people believe:

6/21/24

Ah, good, even you agree that Trump is simply lying, then.

6/21/24

“You’re not focused on safety, you’re not focused on quality, you’re not focused on transparency, all of this is on the record,” said Hawley. “But actually, you’re focused on exactly what you were hired to do, which is that you’re cutting corners, you are eliminating safety procedures, you are sticking it to your…