He literally can’t. 

Have you seen kids movies like Toy Story, Honey I Shrunk the Kids, LEGO Movie, Paddington, Goonies, Neverending Story, Labyrinth, Wallace and Gromit? Fuck sake...children want world building, they want substance. Children aren’t fucking dumbasses.

“Intended?” By whom? Also, what does canon have to do with any of this?

You’re a homophobic piece of shit.

No, he wasn’t in 97 because too many bigoted assholes like you would’ve pitched a complete fit.

Remind me when a straight person was killed by a queer for being straight that you think “respecting heterosexuality” is even remotely an issue in our society that needs to be addressed.

TL:DR excercise long enough and you get to eat an additional cheesburger every...single...day.

I don’t see how that applies to this situation as nobody involved is anything other than LGBTQ+. Wolverine is canonically Bi as he was in a throuple with Jean and Scott during the House of X era of comics that’s just now wrapping up. So I’m unsure of who you think is getting disrespected here? Morph? 

i can appreciate a kid not caring about those specifics, but what do i care about some hypothetical kid’s reaction? i’m the one watching the movie (or in this case, not, because of all the bad reviews)

“we need every single little aspect of everything spoonfed and explained”

“If they don’t address the origin and how this stuff affects the real people in the world, we’re no longer science fiction, it’s fantasy.”

It feels really weird to say, but the re-insurance agency may be what saves the world from climate deniers. They weird a huge amount of economic power behind the scenes and eventually they can make it easier for the intellectually lazy to do what needs to be done instead of doing nothing.

What a really weird comment. Yes, we do look for world building and character exposition in Bugs Bunny, which is why Looney Tunes are in fact considered classics, because they were well told stories, thoughtfully produced, etc.

Did it do the thing that every other movie do in that reel in crap where they have the interviewees insist you absolutely need to see this in theater?

See also Happy, formerly on SyFy and based on the Grant Morrison comic, which had pretty much the exactly same scenario as a B-plot running throughout the second season. (Only it was good.)

So, you haven’t seen the movie, but you’re saying his review is incorrect.

IF is an original, big-budget Hollywood release

Okay. I’m fucking done with this. I propose we make it a federal crime to knowingly advocate for, willfully distribute, or consume bacterially tainted materials which may cause pandemics via antigenic shift.

Yeah, I don’t like E.coli in my milk, and neither do I like bird flu in it, so I’m gonna stick to pasteurized, thanks.

Sadly the ones who won't have enough guns to take the rest of us with them.