solid poop

All true, but I thought it was a perfectly solid poop joke at the end. 

Why not just stop talking, though? 

As someone who has actually worked retail and read everything you just said, I just have one simple question for you...

You’ve clearly never worked retail or customer service in your life.

If your intent here was not to convince everyone that you want to fuck Mr. Beast or have him fuck you, then you failed miserably.

“Most people are excited to meet a famous person.“

Okay, okay, you want to blow him.  We get it.

Probably. The owners of Walmart care more about one rich douchebag’s feelings than they care about all of their workers put together.

It sucks being told by your boss that you are not working hard enough.
It sucks even more to be told that you are not working hard enough by someone who is not your boss.
It sucks more than both of those to be told by a rich celebrity that you are not working hard enough to personally make them more money.

a low effort click funnel -an attempt to sell ad revenue by getting people to click the equally nonsensical clickbait

Do boots taste better the harder you lick them? Is that why you post things like this?

Shut the fuck up, asshole. He’s not going to give you any of the money you gave him back, or say your name on his stream.

Stop posting already. 

This comment has “two kids in a trenchcoat” energy

Ewww. Slurp harder, the guy is a trash human being who thinks the rules don’t apply to him because he’s rich. What a disgusting post.

Every single person he annoyed had something better to do than help him make more money.  Fuck this guy.

A good store manager would trespass this clown instead of allowing him to harass their employees.

I really wanna ask any of these actors “So you thought you were gonna be in a real Marvel movie right? I’m so sorry Sony played you.”

Maybe now we can say that Meritocracy is the biggest lie of humanty...