lol Trump will def send the kid’s parents a bill for the 3 mini snickers they get

Of course they will. And it will be the biggest and most successful Easter Egg roll of all time. And the most widely attended. In fact, look at all these people attending: <ObamaInauguration.jpg>

Unsure about the WH but Easter came early for me

Frank can go suck a fuck!

Hey! Hey! Lagomorphs have feelings!

The fact that the Trump administration can’t even handle routine formal shit like the Easter egg hunt just goes to show that not only is Trump incompetent, he surrounds himself with incompetence in absolutely every area of his work.

Has there ever been a giant Easter Bunny costume that did NOT look creepy? They’re almost as bad as clowns.

No, you usually hit runways with guided ordinance designed to penetrate down to the concrete slabs beneath the top coat of asphalt which is far more difficult and time-consuming to fix. The Tomahawk cruise missile isn’t designed for that sort of application.

150 years since confederation and 204 years since we burned down the white house! \o/

And thus we know why there will be no Correspondent’s Dinner...

My highschool’s student council ran more efficiently than this clusterfuck of an administration. I don’t think Trump could even organize a dance for 16 year olds, at this rate.

I’m tired of all this winning.

So much winning.

Ironic that the ‘lefties are in an echo chamber’ meme is so common among right wing talking heads.

If only he had been holding more guns, this could have been avoided

Is Fusion suppose to be Gawker 2.0?

“...suffered a minor lower-body wound (no article specifies where...”

I miss Gawker solely for this.

I love you Milton Berle’s cock. Never change.

How to fritter your time away.