I think I'd rather my husband have a physical affair with no emotional attachment than an emotional affair. My heart hurts for you.

After four years of hard, miserable work, I have finally hit my goal weight of 175 lbs. In August of 2010 I had bariatric lapband surgery. I weighed 412 lbs on the day of my surgery, my BMI was almost 70. The lapband is generally not recommended for people who have over 100 pounds to lose but the more radical…

I try to be tolerant about religious beliefs, but I just have to say, Toni Braxton's god is an asshole. I don't understand why people would want to believe in a god who's so vindictive and hateful and takes things out on innocent children.

So Toni Braxton believes that God punished her son because she got an abortion. That's some next level shit there.

I read that as "I hope he loses his next erection" and thought - specific, but okay...

I know everyone is all serious about guns and shit but I want to talk about their food for a second. They use too much damn cilantro and onions in their pico. Why all the cilanto?! No one needs that much cilantro. And why do they have to make their burritos SO LARGE? Does Bigfoot eat at Chipotle? T-Rex? I doubt it.

Only difference being the Imo's Pizza is the best food in the world.

<—- From St.Louis. I can tell you that Planned Parenthood hardly do any procedures because of steep opposition. If a woman is unlucky enough to need an abortion it is pretty impossible to go to PP, so she has to go to 'Hope Clinic' which on the border of MO and IL and it is basically an abortion factory, hundreds of…

Ugh, you kids today! With your Buzzfeeds and your alpha females!

Really? Meteorologists take an oath to protect life and property? If that's true, that is the awesome random fact of the evening, quite possibly the week!

Mom problem: neighborhood kids. Apparently some of the mothers in my neighborhood wanted to pretend they didn't have children. I had a yard full of other people's children all damn day. When I finally sent them home to put my child down for a nap, they came back THREE TIMES during the nap. They came over at 7:15 on a…

Are or have you ever been .... a roman catholic?

Apparently, "chinese kale" is a standard part of Cantonese cuisine.

Ronan Farrow annoys me.

My Grandpa had a birthday/shower. My grandma was setting up for his birthday party while pregnant and she went into labor 3 weeks early and they lived on a farm so my Grandma had my mom in the bedroom, her sister called the party guests to tell them not to come but they came anyway, with birthday and baby gifts. My…

I also object to women having to do that.

I love me some Carol Burnett. I even had a red-headed doll that changed expressions when you cranked her arm which I called Carol.

Jesus. Was she wearing a coat of Dalmatian puppies at the time?

I've said this before, but it bears repeating: no matter how shitty customers were, in nearly five years of food service work, I never once saw a server put bodily fluids in someone's food. I'm sure it happens somewhere, but I never saw or heard about it.