Maybe captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, Bang DingOw know something...

I’m not a cop and I know of at least one instance of a cop accidentally shooting someone when they thought they were firing their taser: the shooting of Oscar Grant at the BART platform in 2009. The same thing will happen in this case. The cop will be convicted of involuntary manslaughter (or whatever the rough…

Some guy jumped out of an airplane? That’s just Rong..

$4.99/mo. for the standard plan, $8.99 for nitrogen. 

Tire Pressure, pay $4.99 a month otherwise the TPM slowly releases air so they go flat in about a week. any attempt to seal up the TPM to stop this voids the car warranty and bricks the car.

I realize that, thanks! Just being a little playful, sorry if it didn’t come across that way. This is obviously a skilled person, maybe it’s time to rank up!

The part covered by the glare says “ETCH INSTALLED”. I assume it’s VIN etching.

The first ones I can see because they both involved iconic Norman Lear and he’s getting up there (OK, he’s GOTTEN there) so it was sort of a tribute and both shows are kind of TV milestones, but this is just a “Hey folks, remember these kitchy shows? Well, here they are again.” I mean, are these shows growing in…

Or this is Pete exerting revenge on Kanye for  sticking him with that dinner bill last year 

I often enjoy an ice cold Hamm’s Beer while snacking on a roll of Jon Hamm’s John Ham.

Q: What’s the difference between Ted Cruz and Big Bird?

My team? He had a paid staffer make this shitty meme? I’m actually curious how that went because I guarantee Dollar Store David Patrick Kelly here has never seen an episode of Attack on Titan and probably has a very loose understanding of meme culture.

Well we all know what Fox News, Clay Travis and Jason Whitlock will be all over now. I mean they all are so predictable it ain’t funny. It would be amusing to see what happened if athletes said “Yeah, Fuck Texas.” Maybe that would get their attention. What if The Houston Texans got The No 1. pick & Kayvon Thibodeuax…

Oh my, the cops are refusing to comply with authority?

They should have just complied.

Can’t call Rosenbaum and Huber victims because it’s prejudicial to the defendant, but they can be called looters and rioters, without evidence that they committed any looting or rioting because that’s not prejudicial to the "decedents" 

Might as well just call them “targets.”

If you owe me $1.2M I’ll serve you at your grandmother’s funeral. I’ll serve you during your colonoscopy. I’ll serve you on your moon base.

Okay, but anyone could’ve guessed the admin password was Ivanka69

The kids was suspended for 10 days for a harmless prank? Dumb. Not as dumb as Erickson, but dumb.