Ahh, the Saturday morning classic...

I’m surprised no one has suggested driving in phallic shaped routes. 

I’m surprised pour-over coffee makers aren’t more popular. When combined with an electric kettle and disposable filters, a pour-over is faster and easier to clean than a French Press or percolator and way cheaper than a Keurig.

Wow, they’re pretty quick to finger the neighbor for it, but I guess the evidence does point to him.

Neither is this, but at least the windshield wasn't damaged!

It wasn't to clean the windshield. There were 19 spiders and 3 snakes on the screen with the driver yelling "GET THEM OFF!GET THEM OFF!" (Holden racing with the assumption that it's in Oz)

Every time I see one of these Alien stage productions, I’m reminded of the time prop collector Bob Burns created a haunted house out of leftover set elements and props from the movie and got his friends to recreate key scenes in front of a live audience. Walter Koenig played Dallas.

I’m disappointed it’s not about the high school production.

I wish Bill Murray would show up as some kind of informant-type and just whisper something in her ear that we don’t get to hear.

I wish Bill Murray would show up as some kind of informant-type and just whisper something in her ear that we don’t get to hear.

Comparing it to the alcohol industry is a false equivalence because tobacco is far more addictive and dangerous. AA has about a 25% success rate at 1 year for first timers, less than 10% of people who try to quit smoking are successful for a full year the first time they try. Quitting cigarettes is much harder than…

Eh, good liquor still burns pretty good even though its a ton more $$ than rotgut. The closer comp would be sugary flavored liquors like those god awful vodkas that taste like melted jolly ranchers.

What I wouldn’t give to be a fly  ant on the wall every time an actor gets a phone call from their agent that they’re going to be in a comic book movie and they have to ask them to clarify whether it is Marvel or DC.

It’s because it was weed and we all know it.

The one thing both sides agree on is weed is to be shamed no matter what.

1% if it was a blunt.

Please see my TED Talk on the earlier AT&T thread:

Credit unions ftw. Made the switch years ago and never looked back. Fuck banks.

I think you’ve been conned. The only hope for this family is the sibling who refuses to be part of their gimmick.

The daytime ensemble talk show announced on Monday that it would be on hiatus until Wednesday while it conducted an “internal review”

That’s really odd. It’s not like they said “Belgium”.