You leave Jeffrey’s vegan brother out of this.

I hate that I have to give you a star for that, and I hate that I only can give you ONE star!

I think it needs to be a 4.2. Deep Thought would agree with me on this.

Class 3. It’s basically a Klingon Bird of Prey, but with a really, really, really long “neck” and its FTL drive routes through Hell.

but lest you forget about the matter of scale...

Poppy Northcutt would have kicked your arse into space; then given you calculations for the sick burn she just gave you.

Vin Diesel I understand, but you think the jabroni beating, pie eating, trailblazing, eye brow raising most electrifying man in all of entertainment is “generically uninteresting”?

If John Cena isn’t playing Imperceptible Man, I’m going to be very disappointed.

If you think you can do a better job after waking up at 2am, driving for ten hours, attending classes, then coming home and settling down with a drink on your day off to watch a race only to find out that you’re going to be up late reporting on a horrific accident, I encourage you to take my place and try your hand.

What kind of sick fuck drinks beer through a straw?

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In 3-dimensional space up and down have no meaning. Down is simply the direction of the enemies base.

“The letter J wasn’t invented until 1630"

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

I’m an academic librarian and actually have a little chat with every student in my research class about how these databases aren’t free. “You paid for them when you paid your tuition bill. Research it up, Jack! (And Jacqueline.)“

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

It looked like some kind of, I don’t know, fire drill perhaps?

Enes Kanter is absolutely right here. Freedom isn’t free.

I’m just a small town pizza consultant, but I’d say these photos prove that the Roval is good