Seriously. Who among us hasn’t gotten tapped on the head when we’ve gone down in the box?

(Referee sees fencing response)

Kami-kazee like would you say?

You’re a security guard stuck in the rain at an 8 hour Dolphins game, you’re “pants-won’t-stay-up” fat, your crappy poncho makes you the wrong kind of wet, and now you have to chase down a happy, healthy, wealthy 10-year-old whose life is already more interesting than yours will ever be. What’s that suicide hotline…

Just some good old boys, never meaning no harm...

Here, I’m a lawyer, so let me translate this into English:

Carry on to Hayward, son. There’ll be peace when you are done. Drop the flaps to 35. Don’t you fly no more.

Footage from the cockpit:

Ironic that this is the first hellcat I’ve seen without splitter protectors in a while and it could have used them.

Homer here too, but clearly this writer didn’t do a whole lot of research, especially on running backs.  He seems to think the Ducks are real thin at RB......he conveniently forgets Tony Brooks-James and Taj Griffin.....2 vets with quite a bit of experience.  I’m pretty sure Brooks-James is the clear cut #1.

while I still don’t expect the Ducks to challenge for a conference title this year, I wouldn’t be surprised if they either stick around in the conversation well into November or at least seriously ruin the hopes of the teams above them.

Baserunner was going full speed when the catcher jumped into his path at the last second. Was the runner supposed to spread eagle his arms rather than lower his shoulder and spread Eagle?

Sorry Khaled but this franchise’s star goes down on her woman #lore

I know we all love to rip Winston, but I applaud his comments here, and I hope he continues to learn and grow with each mistake. It’d be awesome to watch a 9ft professor play QB.

Proper tongue lashing it was. Even did the “go in circles” bit.  

Cunning, how the controller handled that Air Lingus. All with his mouth.  I bet his jaw was tired after all that.  

Hey!

There is the allegation that Winston grabbed the driver’s crotch

They could have had Marcus Mariota, too, who by all accounts is the nicest human being ever, and might very well kick it into high gear this year now that the Titans don’t have such a moronic coaching staff.

Green smiled. "Oh, meet Vanessa," he said. "My sister."