Toes go in front

You might want to rethink your statement since you have no idea who I am and what I do for a living. Otherwise it sounds like you are mansplaining.

In my case, they aren’t even close to my TelCo provider, but I’m affected by it

No they aren’t the only one, but they are the local TelCo and/or CO for many of the affected areas. 

It doesn’t matter how many network redundancies you have it they depend on critical network nodes to be up and running. My understanding of the issue is (according to my sources) that CenturyLink suffered a failure across their entire network nodes, which required dispatch of field technicians to remote sites to fix…

For a Friday before a holiday, the State is not messing around on this issue:

You missed the report on Monday of an Amazon Driver stealing an “Amazon Bait Box” in Oregon
https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2018/12/amazon-delivery-driver-turns-porch-pirate-arrested-for-stealing-bait-package-from-aloha-home.html

Jordan has watched too many episodes of NCIS to think that he can pull a Gibbs/DiNozzo attitude adjustment

Aaron Tipoti approves:

I was at the PAC-12 Game when it was Oregon vs Arizona, with playoff implications involved, and everyone who had tickets in the 3rd and 4th levels of the stadium were moved to the 1st level and even that didn’t make the stadium full.

You missed Carlos Ramos’ meltdown at the U.S. Open

Don’t forget that the 80's band made the obligatory cameo in that 80's movie!

No, technically the fines are “business-related expenses” and can be written off as such.

I somewhat agree with not forcing fandoms on in law’s kids. But here is my caveat:

They caught a break alright

So when do we get the image of him posting bond or paying his lawyer? Most of us come for the money shot!

Wait until the 1st of the year, then all new cars in CA have to have a Temporary Plate attached.

Ask the TSA how many of the “special keys” that can unlock ALL baggage locks they have had reported as “lost or stolen”

Someone show this video to the Raiders/Cowboys, they could always use another running back with a record

Nope as of 1994, 555-XXXX (outside of 0100-0199) is available for assignment within area codes. Depending on where you live, numbers from older movies/shows may actually correspond to real numbers