Knowing Barstool Sports, his punishment will be getting “Ice’d” by his fellow broskis at every staff meeting.

This occurs more than you realize. During the WWE/WCW merger, many big names (Sting, Ric Flair, Goldberg...) stayed at home for a couple of years since their million (or multi-million) contracts were guaranteed by Time Warner.

Oh, I know... I’m treading lightly. Just take the comment at face value because there are a lot of feelings I’m trying not to stir up on a Monday.

That’s what GM did with their EV1 car. Of course there wasn’t a buyout option, but it did prevent those cars from being sold to other parties.

Their arrival almost an hour late was not due to the pilot doing circles around Coney Island.

Photoshop work at play?

Actually he makes a feeble attempt at making a shoestring tackle of one of the thieves and fails. Had this been Mortal Kombat, I think it registers as a fail-tality

Look at it a third time to see someone in a white t-shirt attempt to stop them from leaving the store. Who then becomes a speed bump on the floor after the thieves push their way around/over/on top of him

It’s a Marine, you can’t explain anything to them unless you have two sets of crayons and a monosyllabic vocabulary

Because Credit Scores are a “gauge” of how likely you are to re-pay loans/credit cards/mortgages. Even some employers and the Government use it to determine security clearances, or the likelyhood of you being bribed. The premise being if you pay things back on-time, you are more trustworthy and able to handle more…

Winston looking at his NFL career like this:

Look at Oceana Naval Air Base in Virginia. Originally built to train pilots to perform carrier landings. Unfortunately, the city of Virginia Beach allowed houses to be built all around the facility and now the approach to the runways no longer mimic carrier landings. The NIMBY’s almost got it shut down during the BRAC…

That would be nice, but as part of the Master Settlement Agreement, tobacco companies can’t be a sponsor to any sporting event.

Got too close to a Ferrari 458!

He was Released On Recognizance... cause Portland

It’s Chris Pine, Chris Penn hasn’t been acting since 2006

Lyft is showing that code as being used up :(

Lyft is showing that code as being used up :(

Or a Geo Tracker - With the “optional” warning sticker on the visor

I would wager that there is some language in the Union Contract that x% of parts must be made in the US and that Ford would have a large grievance if they knowingly went ahead and cut the US factory out while getting parts from England

“Ran When Parked” - Every Craigslist ad for a car surrounded by overgrown weeds