Another day, another Oregon Duck/NFL Player caught speeding and with weed.

He lowered his head before he made contact, so that the crown of the helmet made the contact with the facemask of the receiver. Had he raised his head and/or body to engage the receiver, he wouldn’t have been ejected.

The plane did not just slide into the grass. The plane overran runway 22 and ended up in the EMAS Pad right before the Grand Central Parkway, as shown here on Google Maps, before sliding into the grassy area to the left (plane’s right).

This should have a trip to the Ice Cream Shop

“Love You Like The Movies” by Anthem Lights

So this is where Ringling Brothers is holding tryouts for their new circus acts

Use the side of a new plastic straw. I can get a few from my local fast food chain for free. Unwrap the straw, place one end over the opening with a slight tilt, then pour the oil onto the side of the straw (not into). Surface tension and gravity will work together to keep the oil flowing around the straw and into the…

The Broncos’s should have traded for Tony Washington and the circle would have been complete for Jameis Winston

As Lisa Lampanelli said in Santa Rosa: “Santa Rosa’s motto, the Jews are annoying, the fags are well dressed, and the blacks know their place”

The next Bobby Ray from Not Another Teen Movie. Only thing missing from this is a Concussion Counter

And the University of Oregon just yawns and nods

One thing I found out the hard way is that Energy Drinks would be considered a supplement. Good news is that I can still have one occasionally.

In a way your tax money is going to be used to pay for these coaches. Oregon’s former coach Mike Bellotti ended up with an approx 41K per month pension based on his “salary”. Since he only was required to place a portion of his base salary into the retirement fund and not the additional bonuses, the state is on the…

I started using yellow lensed sunglasses when I’m driving at night, especially on rural roads. I don’t get flashblinded when someone with brights or fog lights on a clear night doesn’t bother to turn them down/off.

Everyone, including NASA does this.

There was a P1 for sale at the Mecum Auction that was sold for $1.85Million. It was production #002, the owner asked McLaren to make a carbon fiber body that was then covered with a green lacquer and given green wheels to match. Buyer also got the original body as well directly shipped.

Does it come with in a red interior for the Christian Grey types? I know it already has enough restraints.

Case in point as relayed by my girlfriend’s father (now retired police officer). CHP has a person who they had evidence for DUI. During the arrest phase of the traffic stop, they scuffle, the suspect attempts to throw a punch, gets cuffed and placed in the car along with reading his rights. During the drive to the…

What’s the difference between a fairy tale and a sea story? One starts off with “Once upon a time...” and the other starts with “No shit, this one time...”

You might want to look at what Commissioned Officers of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) and the United States Public Health Service (USPHS) wear on their uniforms.