“Please, my father was J, just call me Ray"

Don’t worry, champ. People aren’t going to college because it’s becoming increasingly unaffordable. In fact, OnlyFans is probably responsible for paying a few people’s way through college.

Can we call him Ray, or can we call him Jay?

I wil never forgive him for making the Kardashians famous through the power of his penis and her gigantic ass.

I mean, the Kardashians are certainly one of the biggest reasons “influencer” became a viable career path, which I do see as a net negative on the world, so I see where he’s coming from. And that sex tape did move Kim (and her family by association) from a Z-list celebrity to... well, I don’t even wanna go as high as…

There was an interview with Ray J a while back were he said, with all sincerity, that that sex tape was one of the most significant things to ever happen in history.

“...the tape undeniably raised Kardashian’s profile just as Keeping Up With The Kardashians was launching...”

“There might not be any OnlyFans and all the things like that. All the opportunities like that. Probably more people would be going to college.”

“The ladies, Jack, the ladies.” -- Dan Stark

I really liked White Collar but it is going to suffer greatly without Willie Garson. Still will give it a chance. It’s one of those “good enough” shows. It’s not bad, it’s not great; it just exists and is worth watching when there isn’t anything else to.

It’s a crime that this show never took off. 

Jeff Eastin then announced he managed to secure funding from a private equity partner named Nick Halden.

Burn Notice ran its plot into the ground after like 2 seasons.

I just want them to make more shows like Suits and White Collar not actually bring them back for a revival. 

Keep going until you get to Psych.

*quietly at first, the words barely comprehensible*

This show was also my first introduction to Alexandria Daddario and her two best friends.

I liked this show. Feels like Bomer should have been a bigger deal. 

Royal Pains: He’s a doctor---but here’s the twist---he’s on LONG ISLAND.

Bring Natalie Morales in, but as Green Fury from “Powerless”, in which she was briefly great.

They had me at Tiffani Thiessen.