Peppermint has as much chance of winning Season 9 as Serena Cha Cha. I love her but 1 win, 2 bottoms is not going to cut it.

I applaud them doing something that involves the queens being creative in the finale (a good steal from All-Stars) but it sucks that one of the best challenges all season was basically non-competitive.

The only person who slayed the runway tonight was Trinity. Sasha's was good but the final runway is a chance to really change it up and I felt like I had seen the individual pieces as parts of other looks. Also no matter how they tried to cover it up, Trinity's verse was bad. Like worse than Roxxxy Andrews bad.

Well if anything this episode showed me that it's disappointing Sasha didn't lip-sync all season. She was really feeling the final song and I loved seeing her really vibe with the words.

He's usually jacking off when I ask him, if that's what you're asking.

Am I crazy or does it feel like this exact article pops up every six months or so?

Nietzsche would be proud.

It comes off a little like reverse psychology. Like "All of you know I can't have sex with you, so DEFINITELY don't try anything."

He'll get the wrong idea when you ask him to take you to church.

Meanwhile every time I ask an Uber driver if he knows how to drive stick he kicks me out of his car. I could lay across the hoods of their SUVs with my legs splayed open and they'd just be like "Is the music too loud?"

I'll say this: My opinion on Kathy Griffin's actions has grown more and more positive (from starting at neutral) as the week has gone on.

My biggest take-away from yesterday was that Marco Rubio is a weak turd. Every time he opened his mouth I wanted to strangle him with his own plastic hair.

The only subreddits I visit are the RuPaul's Drag Race one (which is excellent) and one that posts free downloads of Broadway cast albums.

Heh "our balls"

There will always be murders so the least the killers could do is make it interesting so there can one day be a Netflix mini-series about it.

I'm slowly murdering someone right now!

Aver-O's! The breakfast cereal that makes you suspicious to law enforcement!

Yep, every grungy, low-income person is a murderer!

Oh good, you just have a strong opinion on something you don't have all the information on. Must be a Thursday in the AV Club commentariat.

"…don't watch anything after that."