What I do not understand about Val is that she displayed some basic choreographic chops in the cheerleading challenge but she couldn't do a twirl or a split or a cartwheel or SOMETHING? You don't know the words, but it might be okay. Kimora didn't know the words for Love Shack and she somehow pulled through.

Biggest facecrack: The Pit Crew wearing sweat pants.

I will look her up! Thanks for the tip.

Right, I agree. I don't listen to country outside of Lydia Loveless, Kacey Musgraves and the occasional Lori McKenna song (she's such a good writer). This was more about how it probably takes the same amount of effort to write a radio-pop song as it does to write a radio-country song.

My sister and I both grew up listening to Simon and Garfunkel and Fleetwood Mac but I've stayed in that lane while she literally does go to Toby Keith concerts.

Hot take: Modern mainstream country music is no worse than modern mainstream pop. Both genres are repetitive and lyrically-inept, but it's just a lot easier to ignore the stupidity of songs about dancing then it is songs about trucks.

Yet a men-only Scissor Sisters concert sounds like my vision of heaven.

One of the Boys had a lot of good tracks but yeah her output has been shit lately. But I would prefer a luke-warm diss track to all the fluffy, positive, "live your dream" nonsense that she's been putting out lately.

I'm pretty surprised he was fired. Sexually assault multiple women and Fox News will sweep it under the rug. Say something racist and they'll show you the door? I'm all in favor of it, obviously, but the standard seems to be a titch fucked up.

I consider myself queer non-binary because I think gender is stupid to begin with. It's just lazy to separate ourselves into groups based on something as simple as men/women. Even fucking Zodiac signs would be better indicators of shared thought processes than that.

Buffy was buoyed by strong, varied character choices. Supernatural meanwhile drags everything out for seasons, whether it's Sam's dark side or Dean's sudden and confusing desires for a normal life.

That's the party line but I really thought season five was boring. Don't try to do an apocalypse on a 2009 CW budget.

But like as an uber hate-watch, right? There's no way this isn't a trainwreck, it's just a matter of whether it will be a fun one or one with a lot of dismantled corpses littering the tracks.

Well they started jumping the shark somewhere around season 4 or 5 so this feels right on time.

I'm of two minds on this. First of all I think that these are separate circumstances and Oberst vs. Hopkins have about as much to do with each other as saying "Well it hailed yesterday so it should be hailing again today." (I tried to think of the rarest weather event.)

Well now I need to know what you redacted.

Must be tough considering House of Cards hasn't said one original thing to date.

I'm ashamed to say that was one of my first thoughts but if people are that evil than I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

That would make sense if their account wasn't the smoking gun that sealed the deal for a lot of people. Why not wait until it blows up for realz if you're going to make it up?

How about this: Sincerity ON THE INTERNET always sounds like bullshit.