So not crystal meth, also known as "ice."

If a person woke up from a three-year coma today, they'd think they were in hell.

How are people supposed to know that I used to be kind of funny?

I'd say more like genius South Park satire, but different strokes and all that.

I leave for vacation and a week later Disqus loses its fucking mind. What is going on with the AV Club accounts?

Janet Varney and June Diane Raphael need a TV series together. Caspe already has some ins with UCB members, so… make it happen.