That was beautiful. 😂😂😂

What a lazy joke.

While she’s entitled to her opinion, it’s safe to say I don’t see eye to eyes with Miss Sanders.

I haven’t been to a boring, bad, or unpleasant wedding since my half-sister’s very large and tacky one in the mid-90's, when I was like 13. Every wedding I’ve been to as an adult has been a fun and touching celebration of people I either adore (my friends’ weddings) or just met but am willing to gamble on being…

obligatory

Fuck propane. Use wood like god intended.

Strangely, he actually didn’t get the idea from Australian Rules Football, but from watching a tape of Christian Hackenberg throwing the ball in pre-season.

“Amazon’s New Headquarters Should Be In Hell.”

A tie? That’s optimistic. The Bills and Jets are probably going to find some rule loophole where they both enter week two 0-1.

White Americans revolted over unfair taxation and killed over 75,000 to achieve their freedom.

The Raiders. It’s all been kid stuff until now. From WYTS 2014, I present my favorite series entry of all time:

i saw on the news something about a woman being reunited with her five kids and she started crying and saying something like “god is so good for bringing my kids back” (i was at the gym, it was subtitled without sound so that might not be an exact quote). like bitch, if there WAS a god, they did this shit. thank the…

That is an amazingly punchable face.
He is Jesus-Shkreli

He looks like he’s being played by Martin Short in a shitty comedy about his own life.

+1 additional shirt sponsor dollar.

If any big European club is going to visit Azerbaijan it should really be Atletico Madrid.

That’s my teammate.

Super-sonic ravens, dragons and Gendrys

I laughed way too hard at this guy who clearly has never picked up a cat in his life.