You’d think so. But those very same people have also made it abundantly clear they will willingly shoot their own dick off to keep Trump in office.

Whelp, there goes my interest in this project.

Mac in a pot, the squishy noise it makes when stirred, is often likened to pussy. Now, what Annie line are you hearing?

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A mere 2% of the league has opted out and these snowflake team owners are already pulling out their of “These ungrateful people”dog whistles.

Life Hack: Constantly mispronounce “Bagel” in order to quickly identify narcissists who try to correct you.

I mean, Beiber was thrust into the spotlight at, what, 12, by asshole fame-seeking parents and got rich and famous at an age most of us were still being told when we had to go to bed by our parents. Yeah, not everyone in that situation is gonna turn out to be an asshole but you don’t think his messed up adolescence…

I’m not sure how Britney Spears “escapes tabloid scrutiny” when it was shit like them publishing upskirt photos of her vag that helped fuel her breakdown in the first place. All of Kanye’s shit, we know because he puts it out there. He’s not being hounded by the press, he’s tweeting this shit from his bunker and then…

They’re too busy fighting Walmart greeters over face masks.

First off, the concept of the ‘Enlightenment’ is an incredibly Eurocentric concept that has no bearing on Japanese lifestyles. Also, the ‘Enlightenment’ is more or less a historical myth used to propagate European superiority cultivated in the late 1800's and early 1900's as a justification for Imperialism.

This moldy jam Pam also told Eater in an interview in 2016 when asked what allows her restaurant to be profitable- what her “cheat” is (ew), and I mfing QUOTE:

“Entanglement” is to “affair” as “conscious uncoupling” is to “divorce.”

I’m sure that’ll go over really well in a league where the MVP literally stepped away from basketball in the middle of her prime to bring more awareness to a social justice issue.

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Martha McSally is going to be remembered as one of the biggest fails in Senate history. There hasn’t been a Democratic Senator from Arizona in 25 years, until Krysten Sinema beat McSally outright in 2018. Then Doug Ducey tried to make her feel like notaloser by giving her John Kyle’s old seat, and now Mark Kelly is…

Damn, “taken out of context” is used so much by bullshitters I read the headline and automatically assumed that was the case. 

Dude it’s been six months. How do you have drugs left?

There are many parts of Maine where they could just buy a new house for $100k after taxes.

You think Cam is going to start? He should but I am not sure he will.

Assuming he stays healthy and the Pats have a decent season he should get a far more fair offer next year where ever it is he plays when this one year deal is up. And they should have a decent season as The Hoodie seems to be able to win regardless of the talent or lack thereof the team possesses.