What level of usage has your Switch gotten on average since you bought it? I see lots of stories like this, and about the myriad issues people have had with the joycons. I’ve had the same Switch since Sept. 2017, and I’ve had none of these issues, the battery is still reasonable (though it was never a workhorse),…

That so many NFL teams have managed to consistently perpetrate a unique-enough brand of incompetence to warrant the creation of verbs that we all understand is a source of delight for me.

I think you mean a 3rd and conditional 4th the way recent Patriot trades have been going.

One would think, but he actually did play D&M on their Showtime show and all three looked capital W Washed.

The brand is out here deadlifting cars, BX all day

Ya thanks for coming in to state the obvious, is it not clear we’re having a bit of fun taking an objectively ridiculous thing seriously? Giri wrote an article about some Twitter clips of a presidential candidate trash talking the president about pickup basketball. 

I have actually played basketball with Andrew Yang. Prior to his run he served as head of the fellowship he founded, my class was his last as an active participant, and during our summer training camp we coaxed him out onto the court (with significantly more reluctance than we are seeing now that he can score literal…

Anytime football fandom comes up in conversation, I throw people a bone by denigrating Tom Brady’s “water is sunscreen and I’m immortal because I harvest the youthful blood of my children for my morning shakes” shtick, or play it off with a couple quick hits on the NFL as a whole (labor exploitation, covering up…

Despite the recent managerial changes here, I remain high on Deadspin’s ability to maintain journalistic integrity without going up in a cloud of smoke.

As an entirely unqualified layman, I have a hard time understanding what sorts of insights the study described can yield (the one about applying exactly the same stimuli and asking for ratings on a scale, not the one about women’s pain not being taken seriously in medicine, that’s a massive and real problem).…

That would be Jim Spanfeller, the ex-Forbes asshole who forced Megan Greenwell out and the entire Deadspin staff spent last week ethering. He’s big on upping (doubling, quadrupling, or whatever target he woke up feeling) pageviews, even though Deadspin demonstrated to him that time spent on page is a far better…

Heartwarming and funny in equal measure, really sad to see Megan go, all the best to her in what I hope is a fruitful career at Wired.

So cool to see DaBaby in the Jalopnik comments.

I want to push back on Drew claiming Baltimore has nothing to call it’s own, but I thought this while listening to JPEGMAFIA, arguably the most famous rapper claiming Baltimore at the moment. He has claimed Baltimore publicly as his favorite place and the one he calls home, but he’s neither from here nor living here…

I find myself mostly agreeing with your take, I think the Virginia cautiousness is in part borne of the “80 mph speeding is an automatic court date” law, so people are relatively slow with some reason.

Baltimore/DC: Between these two cities are 95, 895 and 495, and never in my life have I seen worse clusterfucks that the weird traffic proclivities of drivers on these roads. At least twice a week during my hour commute, the fastest lane is by far the right, while traffic in the far left lane (somehow everyone has…

Wow I totally convinced myself it was the other way, whoops. Sleepy Thursday at the office for me.

This is bad and all, but as a Celtics fan, it’s truly nightmarish to behold the one-two punch of Jayson Tatum’s dogshit mutton chops and that absolute brick of a long 2 he shot at the beginning of the clip. Really encouraging to see a roster of seemingly half Celtics players struggle so mightily against *glances at…

“He put in a year’s worth of work to come back from the Achilles last year with the Warriors, rehabbing arduously to finally make his playoff debut after having to sit and watch the Pelicans sweep the Blazers in the 2018 playoffs.”

This is a truly awe-inspiring sentence to read out of context.