Would love for this to be true but Kraft owns property in or near the town. Not impossible but he’s got reason to be around there independent of this sordid connection.

Transplant Baltimorean here to jump on the regional pride train, I’ve had all the aforementioned fast food chicken options (and more importantly am not from the home territory of any) and I can say Royal Farms chicken is amazing.

Nintendo about to drop a Doug skin for Bowser in Smash, I can feel it. 

You say this jokingly, but in every single goddamn game he calls, Mark Jackson says in all seriousness, “This is a make or miss league”. Insightful takes abound.