I wish the aliens from xenomorph were real so that we could impregnate every single person against safe legal abortion with the alien baby and make them carry that shit to term till it tears out their fucking chests.

i just found out a few weeks ago that i am very unexpectedly pregnant. i took the test the same day i first suspected anything. the following day i was at exactly 7 weeks.

I like basketball

Yup, consent is conditional. If you trick me into believing you’re my wife and we have sex, I haven’t consented to sleep with you, so it’s rape. If you only agree to sex on the condition that I’m wearing a condom, and I’m removing said condom without telling you, you haven’t consented to having sex with me, so it’s…

What do we have against Russia? That they fucked with our election, that’s what. Fuck off.

There aren’t enough eyeroll gifs in the universe for this.

The charges were not dropped.

It’s funny to see all these people saying that “the charges were dropped”,as if that makes him proven innocent (and a few morons even saying that the charges were “bullshit”).

Um, no on the charges being declared bullshit:

reminder: dundon made his fortune from extortionate payday loans so you're a goblin if you're not rooting for him to ideally lose everything he has

I have a hunch that one is much more likely to have one’s gun(s) stolen in a break-in than to brandish a gun against an intruder, let alone discharge it. Anyone have a number on that?

I’m sure that you’ve made a stupid point and should feel stupid for making it. Reading the comments thus far has supported this conclusion. Time to relax the race war in your mind. 

Oh man, the aggrieved white man is here......bully for us.....

The headline would have read “NBA PLAYER SHOT BY POLICE WHILE BURGLARIZING HIS OWN HOME”

Two main suspects have been identified:

Do you always type - like Captain Kirk talks - or was this - copied and pasted - from a telegram- ? [STOP]

It is possible to do an objectively good thing for an objectively cynical reason. While I will acknowledge that the Steelers organization did the right thing here, I give them zero credit for doing so.

The clip of the Auburn students celebrating outside is what failure looks like.

And fuck them for hiring a shitheel cheater for a coach.

I’m so confused about their devotion to the conference. I fucking HATE every other team in the Pac-12, except like Colorado and Oregon State.