I agree with most of this, but still, fuck those shotguns.

This is a fucking stupid take. Your punishment should be having to watch shitty Miami football for the rest of eternity.

As far as he was concerned she was sleeping.

When did they ever express fondness for anything? You claim not to be an expert, and you clearly aren't, but expect to be believed as such. In reality you're mostly just a self righteous tit.

You need someone to tell you it's illegal to film in a bathroom?

When I was a kid I thought binky was a serial killer.

People like you are the worst. I don’t want you all to die, I want you to live forever and have to watch the world die around you.

Literally the second item on the menu of the ranch banning restaurant contains ranch.

1: Some insta clown is going to break their elbows trying this. 2: Horse people are fucking weird.

Half, that's a good one.

Maybe it's not "fuck Elon because he's Elon" and more "fuck Elon because he's always doing this stupid bullshit."

Idaho also passed Medicaid expansion that was then destroyed by the state GOP.

You forgot to include his other MAGA tweet about Russ.

The gaming community is just the fucking worst.

Douche

The thing that might drive me away from blackout is the hoards of guys who spend the entire match on ATVs, not using their guns at all in a “shooter”.

I’m not gonna waste the time to look, but I'm sure the numb nuts who voted for Polanco had loads of stupid takes.

LaTroy Hawkins woulda fucked Ty Cobb up.

He’s just trying to get his piece of the “old man from the 80's regaining the spotlight for being an asshole” pie. It’s the most popular pie right now.

Another addition to your collection of flawless takes