Hey Shane, tell us again how you’re not a racist? Also Shane took his account private about 30 minutes ago. 

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I just don’t see microtransactions going anywhere. If they are going to stick around, I just want a system that feels fair.

I had a high school coach who thought it was fun to hand out these kinds of gag awards. I remember one of my teammates getting the Big Butt award. Mine was something along the lines of the Diva Award, which I got ostensibly because I was very serious and cared about winning (the reality is that I, as a sophomore, had…

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That’s straight-up Roger Rabbit Dip.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

You serious, Clark? This is Call of Duty, not ArmA.

Timely competence should be reasonably achievable. 

he left his locker to avoid giving an answer.

This was amazing, thank you Chris! You knew this era was really in full swing when the shareware games themselves started getting clones - there were probably dozens of Commander Keen knockoffs on the BBS systems I dialed in to.

Instead of replying to everyone pointing it out, I’ll just reply to myself here: I am the world’s biggest idiot. Carry on.

I’m more impressed that Kingsbury did all that at USC after getting hired after the season was over.

You are correct. That was unnecessarily annoying.

I mean hes at Duke so you know hes REALLY white.  The kind of white you just can’t teach 

4 minutes of rocking back and forth to gain the momentum to stand up out of bed.

Don’t worry: ol’ Squamsy’s a well known horrible stupid shitbag.

He was a game show host at the time. Jesus you expect her to have foresight into him one day becoming president. It was a minute long Emmy skit and she’s famous for a TV show primarily. It’s PR and part of her job. Also you’re an idiot.

Nothing says “early 90s” better than “Two Princes”.