We lose Tony Gwynn at 54 and this asshole’s gonna live forever.

Umps can’t even get protesting right. Cutting off the top of your most boring colored tube sock and wearing it like Wonder Woman will not make people or players think Angel Hernandez is shitty at his job because he’s persecuted by mean players.

Bucknor looks like a wise old sage compared to Hernandez.

Continue to eat shit Pete Rose.

He gets everyone’s cake

Are the Twins new to you?

Thank you for your edgy addition to the dialogue, we’re all the better for it.

Orangutan specifically

How the fuck is Oakland so high?

So. Much. Fear.

You truly are the hero well all need, thank you for your humble sacrifice.

I mean, I think you’re doing a good enough job of proving my point on your own.

You are so full of shit I’m surprised there’s any left in the rest of the world.

If you took any other ex-NFL player in the same physical shape and gave him the year or whatever Tebow’s had to practice, his athleticism alone would have him luck into the same numbers. Nothing about Tebow’s baseball talent is exceptional.

Not to mention he’s awful in the field too.

HE’S 29!!! He can’t hit, he can’t play defense, he can’t throw, he can’t run. There is no indicator he is “where he should be”.

“peaked”

How is that relevant? Being a little less shitty on a shitty team is still shitty. On no team anywhere is that the slugging percentage of a “power hitter”.

I think they look fine. Not 5 bills fine, but fine.